Somebody once told you how life is supposed to go. Unconfirmed sources.
The Rules Are Rumors hoodie is printed like the front page of a 1994 late edition, for everyone who heard the rules and quietly decided not to believe them. The “proper” career. The “right” age to settle down. The “safe” choice. All rumors. Your life, your headline.
Bold newspaper type, a little bit vintage, a little bit dangerous. Wear it on slow Sunday mornings, on long road trips, or anytime you need a reminder that you make your own rules.
The details
Oversized fit, drop shoulder
Premium heavyweight 12.5 oz (420 g/m²) fleece, thick, warm and built to last
Clean, minimal hood with no drawstrings
Unisex fit, check the size chart to find your perfect size
Size guide (measured laid flat)
Size
Width
Length
XS
22 in / 56 cm
26.5 in / 67 cm
S
23.25 in / 59 cm
27.5 in / 70 cm
M
24.5 in / 62 cm
28.5 in / 72 cm
L
25.25 in / 64 cm
29.5 in / 75 cm
XL
26.75 in / 68 cm
30.5 in / 77 cm
2XL
28 in / 71 cm
32 in / 81 cm
3XL
29 in / 74 cm
33 in / 84 cm
Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of the shoulder to the bottom hem. Measurements may vary by about 1 in (2.5 cm).
🌍 Printed and shipped from the USA. Ships worldwide, please allow a little extra time for delivery outside the US.
Living fully is the rebellion. The Hippie Traveler
